Then Harrison wanders in and chimes on his champagne glass and asks for a little help. He asks the mens to all write down the names of competitors who "aren't there for the right reasons" as if ANY of them are there for any reason other than boredom, a hoot, some booty, and FAME WHORING. Everyone stares at the ballot box and eyes each other nervously. The mens are all atwitter over this twist, but they immediately start thinking strategically. Everyone seems to hate Rated R and obviously Fake Dean. Outside, Ali is back to her jacket whoring ways, this time with Peculiar Jesse who chirps that this is the first suit he has ever owned, which IS NOT A GOOD SIGN, ALI. Jesse has made her a little heart out of wood at his sister's recommendation and it is actually kind of cute and a far far cry from the aforementioned besneakered keychain atrocity. Then Ali and Tennessee Ty and his ears are outside talking about The Box again and if I had seen that movie I would make some reference to it, but for chrissakes I can't do EVERYTHING. Ali likes Ty's accent, but there's not much else to notice about him besides his ears, but she's too nice to point out those. Then Ali decides it is time to hand out the First Impression rose. She winds her way through the house, breaking the hearts of all the men she walks past who think she is headed towards them. She goes straight to Roberto who is pretty much the only guy outside of Cape Cod Chris who hasn't come across as a doofus or an ass or a goofball or an eager beaver. They hug and kiss and BOO YAH first rose! We are no longer rose virgins, people!
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