So what do we have to look forward to this season? A tug-of-war, some tight-rope walking, world travels, volcanoes, HPV shots, man boobs, primogeniture, pocket squares, Kasey krying, a possible suicide attempt, wrestling, arguments, a secret girlfriend, tears, disenchantment, and, obviously CHRIS HARRISON. Aren't you just DYING?

Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is bathing in Purell in preparation for next week's episode. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.

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