Jillian tearfully tells us that she doesn't like to hurt people, which is why it's so fucking fantastic of her to agree to be on a show where she is going to have to tell 29 guys out of 30 that they are not what she's looking for. She also, hilariously, feels bad about hurting him after his accident, like, "First he almost died, and now this!" Something tells me he'll manage, Jillian. Maybe the biggest insult, however, is that he gets sent away on a bus? What the hell?

Back at the house, the guys cheer when they see Sasha's luggage being loaded into a car. Wes then says something about making the most of opportunities, or some damn thing, which means that when everyone else was asleep, Wes sneaks out with his guitar and starts playing his damn "love don't come easy" song again, and once again we never get past the first line, and then Jillian invites him up to finish the song inside. "I can't believe you did that! I don't even know what to say! You made me cry!" she burbles, like how about saying, "Can I get some damn sleep?"

Then he says he's going to play the damn song AGAIN, like I'm starting to think this guy doesn't actually know any more songs. She stares adoringly at him as he drawls out his painful song.

So it's time for another 45 minute cocktail party. David tells us that Sasha's rejection sent "trembles" through the house, so this party is important because he hasn't spent one second alone with her. Jillian shows up at the party, and I think she might deserve a medal just for showing up, the way she's going on about how tough it was to let Sasha go. She orders the men to have a fun night and make sure that they're still getting to know each other, or something.

Reid is getting that whole weird thing that happens on this show where the contestant feels like they'll be safe if they just get that kiss. He sits down alone with her, and asks why he didn't get the rose last night, and she says about a million words about how awesome he is and he would probably have gotten a rose if she'd had two to give out, and then they make out.

Inside, David is intensely going on about how he's in the "top three" of least amount of time spent with Jillian, and tells us that he has to get a rose tonight. Yeah, everybody has to get a rose tonight, or they're gone, numbnuts.