Matthew, will you accept this rose? Okay! Ready for this joke I just wrote about Matthew that could go in a joke book for kids who love reality television? Okay, here goes. Ahem. Why did the malnourished monster eat Matthew's head? Because the doctor told him he needed to start eating more square meals.
Hi, Chris! Chris thinks there's one rose left, and by my math, the dude isn't far off.
And Slipper Rick is the recipient of the white rose this evening. And he will accept it. Man. I guess he got Meredith to see through the slippers to his heart.
Ousted former contestant Chris isn't very happy, but Keith is too confident is his looks to believe that this happened. Anselm is all, "But I wrote Swan Lake!" Pity. Rick, meanwhile, wonders what the white rose could be about, but his attention shifts when the toast finds Meredith offering the following parting shot: "Here's to the ride, gentlemen." Ew.