Bachelorette
Bachelorette

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Angel Cohn: C+ | 1406 USERS: C+
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The Spanish Inquisition

In the fantasy suite, they hop on the one bed and cuddle and talk. It's a pretty amazing room. She reiterates that they are sleeping in their clothes, but they are very snuggly. Doesn't look like they'll be doing much talking...

Barcelona. Wes is fired up because he's never been to Barcelona and doesn't know much about the music scene there. Wait, what? All the other guys have talked about how Spain is gorgeous and they want to hook up with Jillian. Wes goes on to regale us with tails about a song he wrote about Mexico. He feels at home living around Spanish people. Can someone please point out that Spanish people and Mexican people are NOT the same? If he wasn't already on my last nerve this would push me over the damned edge. Jillian says she wants to spend time with him, to figure out if they are right together. She's trying to put aside that whole Jake thing. He fishes for compliments. She giggles. They ride bikes around the city and annoy locals with their little bells. They stop at a gazebo for a little chat, which is sort of Jill's version of the Spanish Inquisition. Less torture for him, but more torture for those of us who have to watch. She's confused because he isn't crawling all over her like the other guys. She wants to know if he'd move to Vancouver for her. He thinks that would be crazy. She asks how they'd make it work, he points to a bird missing a leg in the park. Then he spills a drink all over the place. Jill, please take note of the GIANT warning signs that are flashing at you.

Wes's evening date. Oh boy. I can't freaking wait for the fantasy suite card. Ugh. She looks fabulous in a red dress. He looks like a schlub in beat up jeans and an ugly denim shirt. She thinks he's really distant. She considers him a bad boy singer and doesn't care what people think, but she wants to be able to defend her choices. Oh, it is far too late for that. He says that he doesn't have a girlfriend, but he doesn't deny that this show is good for his career. He admits that going on this show was his manager's idea. OK. Let's take a minute here, is this show actually going to be good for his career? Playing (or showing the world that he actually is) a sleazy douche on TV is going to convince people to buy his records how? I'd like to think that the people watching this show would be smart enough to catch on to his act. Why on earth would someone want love songs from a cheating ass. Plus, the songs that he's played on this show have been pretty much terrible, so I'm very confused by this whole logical leap.

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