So that's 25 guys. Chris asks if her future husband is in there, and Jillian tells him, "Easy on the H-word, there." Even though that's the point of this stupid show. Chris tells her she'll have to send ten of them home, and reminds her of the first-impression rose.
Jillian heads inside, where the guys all pretend to be really excited about meeting Jillian. Sample dialogue: "What do you say to an angel?" Well, first I finish throwing up. Then I'll think of something. The guys applaud when Jillian shows up. She tells them to be themselves, and she's there to find the love of her life and her best friend. She wants two guys? That's not fair. That's called "pulling a Mesnick."
So Jillian mingles. Kiptyn tells us she's "hot" and "cute" and "sexy." All the guys agree. I think breakdancing Michael puts it best: "She punched me right in the face with how beautiful she looked." He talks about her curves. No one says anything about how funny or smart she seems. Jake says she can definitely be his co-pilot. Okay, we get it. You're a pilot.
He sits down with Jillian and tells her that he's the "black sheep" of the family because the rest of his siblings are doctors. Yeah, I don't think a pilot is exactly the shame of the family. Jesse horns in to talk about his family business -- wine -- and Jillian says she likes shirazes and syrahs, and Jesse unfortunately calls wine "love juice." Then he unbuttons his shirt to reveal a T-shirt with a Maple Leaf and "Aspiring Canadian" on it.
Inside, the guys talk about how Jesse is "killin' it" out there. Tanner F says he's going to take the next shot, and then he does indeed cut in and spirits Jillian away. In an interview, Jillian talks about how flattering this is, but overwhelming. Just once, whether it's a bachelor or bachelorette, I'd love for the object of affection to realize that they don't have to be taken away. Or maybe they do. Is that part of the contract? Tanner talks about wanting someone to take his breath away.