So, OK: they lie on a bed and cuddle, and he tells her that he wants to be with her forever and he hopes she wants to be with him, and then they are making out, and I think the upbeat music is supposed to signify "boner" and Jillian says the "physical, sexual chemistry" is still there, and it was a relief, and we go to commercial with the extra-classy shot of a volcano spewing lava.

So, as for Jillian's other current sexual partner and hopeful fiancée, Kiptyn says he's "falling in love with her" and she needs to know that. He's on a dock, and Jillian rides up in a Zodiac and asks if he's ready to go for a cruise, and he gets on the boat and they make out. Mmmm. Tastes like Ed! Then they paddle into shore one a surfboard with a picnic basket. He tells us all about how perfect it is to be with her, and she tells us it's amazing to be with him. "Kiptyn is absolutely the best catch I've ever met in my entire life," she says, adding that if his feelings for her are as strong as hers are for him, the "sky's the limit." Kiptyn says "perfect" again, while we watch them cuddle on the surfboard out in the surf. He tells us tonight is important because it's his last chance to tell Jillian how he feels.

So she shows up in his hotel room, and he tells us he's excited to sit down with Jillian and "put it all out there." And he tells her that it would hurt a lot to lose her tomorrow. "I really do see a future for us. Not a month, or two months, but years. A lifetime," he says, adding he wants marriage, and he "can" see himself with her, and he's "falling in love" with her, so this is your classic "I'm not in love with you and I don't want to propose tomorrow but I want to win this thing" speech, and Jillian's over the moon over it, but this is the same woman who was enthralled by "Loooove, it don't come eeeasy," remember. Jillian says she seriously thinks she's in a fairytale right now. Like all the fairytales you see on The Jerry Springer Show.