Dating in the Dark. Grosser than Kiptyn and Jillian talking about his penis? Discuss.

The next day, she's in Sevilla for her date with Reid. He brutalizes the Spanish language. Aw. They've got that in common. Annoying. He steals a flower from someone's garden and puts it in her hair. They stop at a local market for food for their picnic. She plans on eating and making out. Not necessarily in that order. Neither of them can speak Spanish and they have trouble communicating with the poor shop owners. He clearly learned his language off of a Starbucks menu, as he asks for a "soy grande." She says she'd love to travel with him -- they'd probably fight, but she'd also pee her pants laughing. Lovely. Thanks for that imagery, Jill. She does look fabulous in a little black sundress. I'll give her that. He tells her how much his family loved her. I think I like him better with the glasses. Personal opinion. He asks about the other hometown dates, she says all the families were nice. He tries to get mushy, but he's awkward and she starts giggling. They make out some more, which gets them both to stop talking. Nice!

They meet near a bridge for their evening date. He thinks it could be love, but he's not quite ready to say it ... yet. She wants him to say the L word, and she's "cutesy" about asking him to, and it is kinda charming... weirdly. I think this show has beaten the brain cells out of me. The audio on my TV wigs out at this point. Which is fine because from what I can piece together he just keeps telling her nice things, she smells nice, etc... He calls her on the fact that she rolls her eyes at him. But then they laugh. Fantasy suite time. He totally leaves it up to her. She again says that it's too soon, and he's fine with it. He would love to spend the night and wake up with her in the morning. He does admit that it sucks for him. He then tells her that he doesn't like that she'll be making out with three other guys... and maybe taking them to the fantasy suite. (My whole issue with this show!) She likes that he's jealous. She wants him to trust her... he says that he does. She says she's falling for him. He's got his glasses back on! He's my favorite at this point.