Back to Jillian and Wes. She wants to know why he didn't kiss her when he met her in Spain. He stares at her with the blankest expression ever. He tries to say that he was worried that she didn't want kisses. He says he's a one-woman guy. Which woman would that exactly be? She actually raises a good point and says that she's not going to pick a guy she has no physical connection with. She says that she had some concerns about his motives, but she wants to make sure he actually has feelings for her. He says that he's looking out for numero uno. Figures, the one guy who can actually utter a Spanish phrase is a total ass. Jillian asks why Laurel is so important. He says she's one of his best friends. Jillian wants to know the details about why they split. He gives very short answers. Jill wants to better understand why Jake said what he said, so she asks Wes to pretend that she's Jake and tell her the story. He says his girlfriend... long pause ... er ex-girlfriend ... long pause. Jillian sighs. At this point, the fantasy suite card arrives. Wes says he thinks they should take advantage of it. What the Hell?!?!? She finally realizes he's the scumbag we've seen all season and tells him that she thinks they should skip it. He actually looks disappointed. Jillian interviews that she realizes that he's been keeping secrets and she feels sorry for him. Their date ends abruptly.
Rose ceremony time. It seems pretty unnecessary... Right? Right? Wait, she says it is a hard rose ceremony for her... what does that mean? Oh, wait, she says she's never been more sure about who she should send home. Thank god. She had me worried there for a second. Kiptyn tells the guys if he goes home that he hopes they all keep it real. I just love it when Kiptyn tries to be hip. It is so ridiculous that it makes me laugh. Repulsive Wes says that if it is him that they should think of him at home where he'll be having lots of sex. He laughs as the other guys physically try to stand as far away from him as possible. Don't worry fellas, I don't think asshole is contagious... unless you are Laurel. Jillian wears this hot little super short strapless dress with feathers on the bottom! Feathers! Hell yes! She tells them she had a great week in Spain and felt really special and loved. She doesn't say that she had the worst date with Wes. Did Chris not get to make the trip to Spain? He hasn't shown up yet. That sucks for him. He's got the worst job on television and he doesn't even get a free trip to Europe? Not nice, ABC.