Y'all, they fixed the typo on "Guy's House"! I am so convinced they saw the skewering they were taking on the forums and made the quickie change before this episode aired. We are so grassroots we should run for President Of ABC on the Green Party ticket. Wait. We rule. The title banner now reads the grammatically correct but no more creative, "Guys' House." And apparently it's fun to stay at the XY-MCA, as we find the remaining bachelors with little to do but hang out by the pool and devise ill-fated plans by which they will install a totally kick-ass beer tap where the -- what's that one pointless appliance called...oh, yes -- "shower head" now resides. Into the living room walks Chris "Hostess With The...Some" Harrison, wearing a completely khaki outfit he ripped off a now-naked mannequin at the entrance to his local Chess King retailer. But even this outfit is half-obscured by a misshapen and poorly fitting black coat he ripped right out of 1985. Silly Chris Harrison...didn't he know that that coat was only meant for members only? Lucky for him he decided to accessorize with three hot chicks, and he introduces the assembled gentlemen to Sara, Missy, and Shannon. The guys' eyes register knowledge -- wasn't knowing who Trista was a prerequisite for being here now? -- as Chris explains that the women are there to decide who gets one-on-one dates with Trista. Mike (who? Exactly), for one, doesn't seem to care whether he gets one or not, shifting his allegiance and interviewizing, "I immediately recognized [Shannon] when she walked in, and I look forward to getting to know her a little bit better." Oh, gross. Is Mike in love with Trista or is Mike in love with love? Considering the fact that his shoe size went up three sizes when he saw Shannon, I'm guessing he'll be fine with whoever deigns to have a conversation with him first.













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