Bachelorette

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
15-12 Weecap	The Last Rose of Summer After the Final Rose - Melissa’s happy. Kiptyn’s not happy. Reid’s not happy. Jillian and Ed are really happy. Happiest of all? People who hate this show!	2009.07.28 2009.07.29	D	Daniel
15-11 Weecap	With This Ring, I Thee Ed Jillian Makes Her Final Decision - Jillian dumps Kiptyn, and then tells us she's so in love with Ed, at least until Reid shows up to stand around for three hours while Jillian agonizes over him. And then Chris Harrison gives her some advice, and then she remembers: she's in so much love with Ed!	2009.07.27 2009.07.28	D	Daniel
15-10 Weecap	Bros Before Hos and Common Sense The Men Tell All - David defends his creepy behavior, Wes is lambasted in absentia, and Jason Mesnick shows up to explain how his dumping Melissa is actually the reason for her happiness.	2009.07.20 2009.07.21	D	Daniel
15-9 Weecap	Ups and Downs One of the Bachelors Has a Surprise for Jillian - Quite possibly the first episode of any dating show to deal with the troublesome issue of erectile dysfunction.	2009.07.13 2009.07.14	B-	Angel Cohn
15-8 Weecap	The Spanish Inquisition Jillian and the Four Remaining Bachelors Go to Spain - Jillian meets her four final fellas in Spain and grills them about their true intentions... which doesn't go well if you happen to be a lying, cheating asshat like Wes.	2009.07.06 2009.07.07	C+	Angel Cohn
15-7 Weecap	I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend Jillian Visits The Bachelors' Hometowns - Jake decides to fly to Austin before Jillian's hometown date with Wes to warn her that Wes has a girlfriend. In an unbelievable stroke of luck, the cameras are there to record it all.	2009.06.29 2009.06.30	B+	Daniel
15-6 Weecap	Throw Robby from the Train Train Trip - Wes gets more upfront with the other guys about how he's on the show to gain exposure for his music career. I don't know what everyone's up in arms about. Shouldn't repeated exposure of "Love Don't Come Eeeeassy" ensure that Wes will soon have to get a real job?	2009.06.22 2009.06.23	B	Daniel
15-5 Weecap	Ed's Dead, Baby. Ed's Dead. Fun in the Snow - Warning: Jillian expects you to get fired from your job to prove you want to be with her, even as she falls in love with many guys at once.	2009.06.15 2009.06.16	D	Daniel
15-4 Weecap	I'm Here for the Right Reasons -- Booze Three of the Bachelors are Sent Home - Jillian hears some rumours that some of the guys there have girlfriends, but no one owns up to it. And David finally gets the boot!	2009.06.08 2009.06.09	D	Daniel
15-3 Weecap	Keep on Chasing that Unicorn "Group Date to a Movie Set" - Dave gets drunk and rages about Juan the whole time, like a tiresome party guest, except a lot of the bachelors don’t seem to mind being yelled at constantly about how Juan is worse than Hitler.	2009.06.01 2009.06.02	D	Daniel
15-2 Weecap	"I Was Hung Like a Light Switch" Eight Bachelors Go to Pool Party - The bachelors get sent on a scavenger hunt. The prize is dinner with Jillian. It could be worse. It could be dinner with Jillian and a Martina McBride concert.	2009.05.25 2009.05.26	B	Daniel
15-1 Weecap	Now With 20% More Male Famewhores! Jillian Harris Searches For Love - Remember how we all used to like Jillian? Tonight, ABC gets to work on wrecking that, too.	2009.05.18 2009.05.19	C	Daniel
4-10 Weecap	Crocodile Tears DeAnna Accepts A Proposal - Jason gets the front-runner's edit, but Jesse gets the underdog's victory as DeAnna chooses pink shoelaces.	2008.07.07 2008.07.08	F	Daniel
4-9 Weecap	Get Him a Body Bag! "The Men Tell All" - Most of these guys DeAnna let go because they didn’t open up enough. So just how successful did they think this episode would be?	2008.06.30 2008.07.01	A	Daniel
4-8 Weecap	Where Do Broken Hearts Go? "Romantic, Overnight Dates" - There are three J’s -- Jason, Jeremy and Jesse -- trying to win DeAnna’s heart. That’s one J too many.	2008.06.30 2008.07.01	D	Daniel
4-7 Weecap	Golden Graham "DeAnna Meets Bachelors' Families" - After meeting the remaining four bachelors' families, DeAnna dumps Graham, and then yells at him, because it's his fault, apparently.	2008.06.23 2008.06.24	D	Daniel
4-6 Weecap	Here I Go Again On My Own "An Evening of Dinner and Dancing" - DeAnna has an existential crisis and cancels the cocktail party, wailing at the futility of it all.	2008.06.16 2008.06.17	F	Daniel
4-5 Weecap	DeAnna Tells All...For About 20 Minutes "DeAnna Tells All" - DeAnna’s inane natterings bookend The Most Boring Clip Show ever. So that’s what the bottom of the barrel looks like.	2008.06.16 2008.06.17	F	Daniel
4-4 Weecap	Blue DeAnna Song "A Date at the California Speedway" - It’s the most shocking date ever! DeAnna murders two bachelors and eats their still-beating hearts!	2008.06.09 2008.06.10	D	Daniel
4-3 Weecap	Everybody Farts "A Group Date at a Dude Ranch" - Ron doesn’t get rejected. Ron thinks Chuck Norris Facts are true about himself.	2008.06.02 2008.06.03	D+	Daniel
4-2 Weecap	King Jeremy the Wicked Episode 2 - Clearly we remember picking on the boy. Also: Jason gets in DeAnna’s box.	2008.05.26 2008.05.27	D	Daniel
4-1 Weecap	Did I Shave My Chest for This? DeAnna Pappas Chooses From 25 Bachelors - DeAnna Pappas is so over Brad, you can tell, because he’s only talked about during ninety percent of the episode, instead of a hundred percent.	2008.05.19 2008.05.20	D	Daniel
2-7 Recap	Circle Gets The Square Once In Love With Ian - Actually, Square gets the Circle. Actually, Square gets no one. Actually, Circle just gets Ian.	2004.02.25 2004.02.27	C-	Djb
2-6 Recap	Loser Is As Loser Does Island Of Tropic Diseases - Try a little tenderness, Meredith. Try a little ANYTHING, Meredith. Just don't try pretending you like Chad. It's embarrassing.	2004.02.18 2004.02.20	A+	Djb
2-5 Recap	Save The Drama For Yo Mama Home On Deranged - Lanny's mom preaches, Matthew's mom rhymes, Chad's mom makes his bed for him, and Ian's mom disappears on cue. Good job, Meredith. Describing all of these guys in terms of their mothers is an excellent sign.	2004.02.11 2004.02.12	A-	Djb
2-4 Recap	Lanny, Get Your Gun One On One's So Slow - Your love gun, that is, you seafood-sautéing stud, you.	2004.02.04 2004.02.05	C-	Djb
2-3 Recap	Sssssssssh! Dude, Don't Be Such A Rick - Ryan M., seriously. The giraffes can't take it anymore.	2004.01.28 2004.01.29	B	Djb
2-2 Recap	Spare Me Bowlers And Bowling - Bowling is supposed to be nasty and foolish and sloppy and drunk, so you wouldn't think it would work inside a mansion, right? But seriously, with Rick and Meredith creeping up the place, they insure it will be all of the above. Hey! Save me the small orange ball! Oh, wait. That's just Rick's head.	2004.01.21 2004.01.22	B-	Djb
2-1 Recap	She's A Bad Nana Jama House Of Bland And Groggy - The Ghost Of Dead Grandmas Past haunts the first ten minutes of this episode, after which time it descends into an exact retread of every previous season of this show. That's why Djb didn't feel so bad aping his index-page headline from last season. Because seriously? It's the identical show.	2004.01.14 2004.01.15	A+	Djb
Extra	Marry Me A Lot Trista & Ryan's Wedding, Part 3 - I don't. And I can't. And I won't. And I think we should see other reality shows. Because this is NOT working out.	2003.12.11 2003.12.14	A+	Djb
Extra	Lamb, Meet Slaughter Trista & Ryan's Wedding, Part 2 - Ryan bawls like a small child and it's all very pathetic.	2003.12.03 2003.12.08	B	Djb
Extra	Death Wears A Sweater Set Trista & Ryan's Wedding, Part 1 - Don't fear the reaper. For she will introduce you to people who let you taste delicious cakes.	2003.11.26 2003.11.28	C-	Djb
1-7 Recap	Worshipping False American Idols Attention Beggars Can Be Choosers - What if you threw a surprise reality-show finale and nobody came?	2003.02.19 2003.02.21	B+	Djb
1-6 Recap	Uncontrolled Substances The Men Tell All - Videotaped footage of a grown man urinating on his own bed is burned on our retinas forever. It just makes that whole cocaine-bust thing pale in comparison, doesn't it?	2003.02.12 2003.02.14	B	Djb
1-5 Recap	The Biorhythm Method You're All I Overthink About - Russ gets his aura read and his ego shattered, and Rhymin' and Sideshow Charlie get...well, laid.	2003.02.05 2003.02.07	C-	Djb
1-4 Recap	A Room of One's Own A Very Very Very Fine House - You could fit all of the action of this episode into Greg's studio apartment. And you could wipe that sneer off your face when you do it, young lady.	2003.01.29 2003.01.31	C	Djb
1-3 Recap	Ryan's Hope Oh, The Humanity! - "I like rocks. Rocks are gray. When you talk to a rock. They always say..."	2003.01.22 2003.01.24	B	Djb
1-2 Recap	Encino Evil Chargers: A Million / Dorks: Eight - Yeah, um, hi everyone. I'm Guy. Who the hell are all you people?	2003.01.15 2003.01.17	B+	Djb
1-1 Recap	Slice Up the Beefcake Debut - Twenty-five eligible blue-collar bohunks in varying degrees of cheap suits make their first plays for Trista's heart.	2003.01.08 2003.01.10	B	Djb