Then we get to watch their engagement. Again. Just in case we sniffed a whole bunch of White Out during the commercial and forgot everything we watched 20 minutes ago. Chris asks J.P. to "break down the game tape" and J.P. is all, "I nailed it." Ugh, save it for the man cave guys. Then Chris asks J.P. about Chrystie's slap down. J.P. doesn't get it and probably never will. Harrison gets Chrystie on stage to talk about her sister's fiancĂ©. Chrystie backpedals faster than a bear on a bicycle. She claims she was just trying to protect her little sister and J.P. gets that. Chrystie claims Ben just seemed like a more natural fit, but before you think she's all Team Ben (she's totally Team Ben) you can tell she's been coached and apologizes profusely for her quick judgment. Now that she has seen the entire season she knows that J.P. was the one all along. She's Team J.P.! He's family and she's going to make him babysit her kids! Maybe right now!
So what is next for the happy couple? Well, Ashley is finishing school in a month and then she is moving to New York City (I * am * looking for a new dentist) and they are going to shack up. Harrison claims that everyone can see their love and how happy they are. Harrison tells the dynamic duo that the show doesn't want them to leave empty handed and J.P. interrupts him, "Um... I'm not." He points at Ashley and everyone in the audience dies a little and the married ladies all glare at their husband's for never saying nice things like that to them. Harrison smiles and then continues, "Yeah we're still sending you back to Fiji anyway." Ashley and J.P. cheer that they get to relive every moment of their journey to love, minus the extra man. Yay? Yay. * Rainbows!* God bless America.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates is seriously going to make Ashley be her new dentist. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.