Ooh aren't I lucky, not only do I get to witness Ashley putting out for Ben, but I also get the post-break up Emily interview. At least the producers learned some valuable lessons from the Jake/Vienna interview and don't have Brad and Emily on the same set, so we won't have jaw clenching and Angry Eyes and interrupting and horse face and storming out. Chris reminds us that during his many many many many many many many years on The Bachelor/ette he has met a lot of couples. Some have found love, gotten married and had kids. One, Chris. One couple has gotten married and had kids. One couple. Chris claims that in all his years, he has never met a couple who was so determined to make it, but just couldn't stand the pressure.
Emily is crying before she even gets out of the car, which ups even Ashley's tear quotient. Chris hugs her as she tries to pull it together. As they settle into chairs in the Man Manor, she licks the lipgloss off her veneers and talks about how hard it is to be back in the mansion. Chris makes his most comforting puppy dog face, puts on his listening ears, and asks Emily about Brad. She claims that he's such a gentleman and he's good at expressing how he feels and he is completely different from any other guy she's ever met. After that super confusing response, Chris asks for clarity on the relationship status and Emily cries as she explains that the relationship is over, the engagement is off, and they will love each other forever. She adds that she and Brad were living on the "dot dot dot" which I think is a Bentley shout out? Which: EEEEEEK. Although Bentley is probably cashing in some trampoline arena tokens and booking a flight to Charlotte right now. Chris asks Emily if she is still in love with Brad, and she claims that she will always love Brad and she will always regret what happened with him and won't let anyone talk badly about him in her presence.