Ashley is getting ready for her date with Ben when there is a knock on her cabin door. It's not Ben. It's sad sack Ryan P.! He's come back for more! He can't take no for an answer! He feels like her rejection of him and that whole getting sent home thing just wasn't complete enough! He went home, started obsessing over it, and then begged Chris Harrison to let him come back for seconds! He needs to really make sure it is really really over for reals. Also, free trip to Fiji. I mean, right? Ashley is shocked/horrified to see him. I mean, he's a one man Groundhog Day at this point. She covers well, but even the most dense guy has to realize that when a girl says, "Ohh heyyy, what are you doing here?" and then gives a very chaste peck on the cheek, that it's not an invitation to love. Ryan has crazy eyes and is panting to the point of almost salivating, so he doesn't notice. Ashley sits about five feet away from him on the couch and builds a protective force field of knees, arms, and pillows to ward him off. He explains that he doesn't think Ashley gave him a real chance at love. Their one-on-one date wasn't conducive to love (what with him talking about water tanks and all), and he feels like "they didn't get to see this through." All he's asking for is a full chance. If she is regretting her decision at all, he wants another shot. You can tell she is sooooo not interested, but she is too polite and flattered to laugh in his face. As she gasps, "I can't believe you're here!" (again) in high panicked tones her wide eyes dart around the room looking for the nearest exit. Ryan looks like he wants to grab her and kiss her and she looks like she wants to hide beneath the couch cushions. He has crazy eyes. Did I say that already? He does. He has CRAZY EYES. Ryan gives her the address of his hotel and begs her to come rekindle, ...er, kindle some romance. Ashley pats him on the head and waves bye bye to the crazy man. Again. Maybe this time it will stick.
Episode Report CardLuluBates: A | 1030 USERS: B-
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