With some tinkling piano music in the background and some really really long interludes between each word, Ashley asks first Ben and then J.P. if they will accept her roses. This is painfully stupid. It's sooooo rubbing it in that we are wasting our lives by watching this trash. I mean, don't insult us, show. After both men accept her rose, Ashley's self-esteem reaches an acceptable level and they all toast. Ashley explains that next week they will be meeting her family. Ben looks like he might want to give back the rose.

Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates wonders if Constantine will let her play bro-nies with her. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers