Season 8, Episode 7

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Daniel: F | Grade It Now!
Where The Streets Have No Shame

John leaves, telling us he didn't see it coming. "She kept wanting more, wanting more, wanting more. So I gave her more. I shared things with her that I don't share with a lot of people," he said, adding that he was expecting to bring her home.

He figures he'll find someone some day, and stays tear-free. Sadly, though, he won't be able to have any coffee. Because as we all know, coffee is for closers.

Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. If the Bachelorette drinking game didn't have the rule "Drink whenever Emily says 'y'all,'" he'd still be alive today. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at

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