They take a helicopter to their own private island. Emily wants to know more about his abs and other qualities that would make him a good husband. They sit on a blanket on the beach and reminisce about the hometown date, and the only thing I can think of more boring than last week's hometown dates is TALKING about last week's hometown dates.

And now we are talking about things that his family told her. But it's not anything interesting like "He is a classically trained pianist" or "He is a werewolf" or anything, but how he used to have a girlfriend who wanted to get married and he didn't want to, or something fucking stupid like that. They have a talk about feelings and hiding feelings, and Sean admits to holding back on his feelings and all, but reminds her that he's told her he's crazy about her. Well, we still haven't seen him running around Curacao yelling "Emily!" yet, so how are we supposed to know how he really feels? Sean's going home tonight.

Instead of saying, "I love you," Sean wants to go snorkeling. Shut up, Emily, he can say "I love you" any damn time. Still, she's not giving up! She thinks she can wrangle it out of him at dinner tonight.

And then their dinner is the same stupid shit about how Emily has difficulty reading him. It could be the same damn conversation, it's just darker out. He tells her that he doesn't want her to worry about how his life will fit in. He says "your life" so she quickly says "It's not just me, it's Ricky and I's," but I'd like to point out that "your" works as the second-person plural so it's a little self-centered to assume he was only talking about her, plus, for the love of everything holy, "I's" is not a word!

Sean reads a letter to Ricki that doesn't make me roll my eyes for an hour straight AT ALL or anything, and now he is talking about how he can't stop thinking about her and he can't imagine being without her, and all those things are very nice but she's not going anywhere until he finally says "I'm falling in love with you" and in case you were wondering if Sean has a shadow of a doubt? He does NOT have a shadow of a doubt.

And now she is giving him the Chris Harrison pimp card, and Sean accepts, carefully saying he would love to stay up and talk to her and she agrees that she wants to spend every minute with him and nothing more. OK, we get it, you're not going to have sex. WINK. Well, in this case it's probably true, because Emily's in love with Arie and "Jef" is probably just going to want to play PS3 all night long.