And now it's time for Ryan to enjoy some time in the hot seat, and we're transported via montage to a time when he was clean-shaven and he hadn't yet warned Emily not to be a slut (essentially) or to not get fat. "Many do think you're that arrogant ass," Harrison tells Ryan after the long montage ends, and Ryan pontificates on his confidence and the context in which he said some of those things. Harrison asks him about the line between confidence and arrogance, which really just gives Ryan license to yammer on some more about confidence, and we see several shots of Chris shaking his head. Harrison asks him about it, and Chris bumbles and stammers so much that Ryan starts talking too, and Chris starts whining about Ryan interrupting him, even though he's not SAYING anything. Chris finally asks him what his feelings for Emily were, and Ryan mentions his journal and says he was there to find his wife and he was hoping it was Emily, and now there is some back-and-forth with John that I don't think is important, and Harrison asks if maybe Ryan is actually just an arrogant ass, which Ryan unsurprisingly disagrees with. Discussion arises about Ryan talking about being The Bachelor: Augusta and Harrison assures everyone that that is NOT happening, and now we are talking about his "I'd love you but I wouldn't love ON you as much" and now Harrison is trying to get to commercial but Ryan wants to talk about his "trophy wife" comments and Harrison is like, "God, shut UP, Ryan, we only have two hours here."

God, we're not done yet? Chris is up next. "I don't want to," he jokes, and Harrison thanks him for starting this off on a weird note. The montage starts, and Chris in the picture-in-picture watching himself is about as intense as you'd imagine. After it's done, he talks about how it still hurts (judging by what we saw of him in the Syphilis Pad promos, he gets over it). He says he loved Emily 110 percent, which is why he got overly emotional sometimes.

Harrison asks him if he angers quickly, and Chris says if he believes in something, he'll do everything in the world to fight for it, which is one of those things people like to believe about themselves but is actually bullshit. And he alludes to losing some good friends because of his willingness to tell it like it is, or whatever. At no point is he making a case for the maturity of the 25-year-old, though. And now Harrison asks him about Gonorrhea Pad and Chris says he hopes everyone tunes in because it's "unbelievable."