Bachelorette

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Harrison then says audience members have a lot of questions, and there just happens to be one -- Jenny -- standing at a microphone, and oh! Her question just happens to be for Graham! She asks Graham what the letter to DeAnna said. Graham groans. "I was really liking you," he jokes, and then says some vague things about the letter describing how he felt about DeAnna. Not cool! It's "The Men Tell All," not "The Men Hem and Haw"!

And now DeAnna comes out to talk to Harrison, and the bachelors hand over their balls by joining in the standing ovation. "Lot of respect in the house for you," says Chris, and DeAnna says she hopes the guys know how hard everything was for her. If only she would tell them EVERY FIVE MINUTES about how hard everything was for her. Is your heart "just breaking" right now, DeAnna? Isn't it always?

The men fidget while she talks about how she cares about them and -- oh, there she goes. "It still breaks my heart to watch the episodes," she says.

Jeremy asks, "When did you know that I was not the one for you?" He wants to know, given that she gave him a pimpvitation. She says it wasn't until she went on the dates with Jason and Jesse and realized she was in love with them. "Ouch," says Jeremy, and DeAnna does her best to make Jeremy's pain indicative of what a hero she is for holding her head up while she stabs guys in the heart. Apparently, it was hard because it could have been too good. "I wanted there to be something there so badly," she says. "Me too," says Jeremy, gallantly not pointing out all the times DeAnna said there was something there. I don't know how anyone's head doesn't just explode from all the lying she's doing. Jeremy says no more, and Harrison lets the awkward silence hang for a few moments.

As for Graham? She doesn't accept his explanation that he opened up as much as he could have. She says she second-guessed her decision after she dumped him, but not now. This prompts some "oooooh"s from the audience, and Graham jokes about not being able to hear what she's saying now, because he's still reacting to that harsh comment she just said. He and DeAnna bicker at cross-purposes, because DeAnna doesn't know the difference between "deny" and "decline." "You guys are so perfect together, but you would kill each other," says Harrison. Really, Harrison? Man. I can hardly believe that someone involved with The Bachelorette would have such a warped view of what "perfect" love looks like.

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