Afterwards, out come Matthew, Sasha, Mike Steinberg, Tanner P, Michael Stagliano, Tanner F, Mark, David, Brian, Robby, Juan, Jesse (big cheer) and Jake (big cheer). Harrison tells us Reid had a prior engagement and couldn't be here. As for Wes? We can probably figure out why Wes isn't here, Harrison says. Maybe Wes is actually smarter than the rest of these guys, who should really move on.
Harrison asks Tanner P what it was like in the house. "Dude, guys are absolutely disgusting," he says. They sneeze and fart and don't take care of their feet, he says. And then Tanner F says that whenever he introduces himself to someone, they ask, "Are you the foot guy?" Mike Stagliano says he underestimated how much fun it was, and he underestimated how much he liked Jillian. The audience goes "awww." Mike says he fell hard for Jillian. Jake calls Jillian a "dollface."
Then we watch a montage of clips of the guys competing for Jillian's affections. Jake gets called the most uptight guy in the house. Robby always had the first beer, we're told. A concerned-looking Jake says he doesn't think Jillian knows how much Robby drinks.
We watch a rehash of the Wes thing, Ed calling him a "country-singing turd," Tanner P hinting at a guy with a girlfriend, and Jake complaining that Tanner didn't go far enough down that road. Tanner calls David an "awful human" and we see David in the studio with a big grin over that. Then we revisit Juan-David, including, awesomely, David telling him to "stop being a cheese-ass" and also telling us that Juan should "drown himself."