We return from our respite to find Peculiar Jesse, Hunter, Kyle, Tyler V. Craig R., John C., Derrick, Jason, Steve, Chris N., Kirk, The Weatherman, Kasey and Tennessee Ty. So out of the bachelors who are there, WAY more than half (Kyle, Derrick, John C. Jason, Tyler V., and Steve) are not even has-beens. I am not even sure they were on the show. Harrison starts the proceedings with Craig R., because none of these other people even exist, really. Chris N., who I guess I must now refer to as The Phantom, since he went and got a T-shirt with it printed on it, and I want him to get some real return on his investment, pops up and says something inane and then walks off the stage. Then Craig R. swears that he had no idea what this competition would be like. His life as a lawyer simply didn't prepare him for reality television, which is truly shocking except for that it is not at all surprising. I mean I think the only thing that could actually prepare you for reality television is either the Reality Television Star School or lucha libre. Then we get a montage of Krazy Kasey's Greatest Hits, minus the singing, interspersed with his bachelor friends mocking him for being completely fucking Looney Tunes. Everyone is laughing, but you know Kasey is going home to journal something fierce. I expect tear-stained poetry. Then it is The Weatherman's turn for derision, in which he is described as "annoying" and "like a gnat" and "with a small ding-dong." Also included in The Weatherman's story is his Little Battle Royale with Craig M., a.k.a. Fake Dean McDermott, who apparently had something better to do than show up here tonight? I guess stalking Tori Spelling takes more time than I think. Next up for the Mocking Block is Justin. And everyone takes turns explaining how much they hate him. How they all KNEW he was a fake, a user and a manipulator. They knew it!