Bachelorette

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I'm Here for the Right Reasons -- Booze

"It's the rudest possible thing I've ever, ever known in my entire life. I would never do that to somebody," she says.

So she goes out to tell the guys that this is a conversation that she never thought she'd have to have. "The rumour around the block is that there are some people here who are still in relationships and came into this in relationships or have a hidden agenda," she says, and babbles a million words a minute about how she adores some people there and she doesn't want the fakey phony-baloney guys to take time away from the guys who are "here for the right reasons." Is that...? Can we get a count on that? I think ... yes, that is the one-thousandth time this episode the phrase "here for the right reasons" has been used!

Anyway, Jillian says the cocktail party is over, and stomps off, and some of the guys don't know what she's talking about, like NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, and Robby angrily says he doesn't have a rose and now he's not going to get to spend time with her because some (bleep) has (bleeped) it all up, and Michael says, "I straight up have a crush on that girl," and I can't believe that didn't make everybody crack up.

So Jillian stares at the pictures of the remaining bachelors and whines about guys not being there for the right reasons. "My feelings are hurt, and I feel cheated," she says. She doesn't want to cry about this, because whoever would do this to her doesn't deserve her emotion. Hey, Jillian! You know who's doing this to you? ABC! She says she just wants to find out who it is, and she wants them gone.

So Chris Harrison comes in to talk to her about what's going on, and she rails against the snakes who are here, and she's taking a huge step out of her life to do this. Chris says they'll "get to the bottom of this" before the next rose is handed out, before wondering how they can actually get the truth. Jillian says she doesn't know, and Chris says he hopes they'll "man up" and tell the truth, and I think "manning up" would involve skipping this show altogether.

So Chris goes out to talk to the assembled men about how Jillian is upset about these revelations, and they need to deal with it: "Let's get this out in the open. If you've got something to say, say it now." Some of the guys look around, some stare straight ahead. Nobody speaks for a long while, before Jake says he's got something to say, even though he's always been the guy who doesn't say much. Some might even say you're too perfect, right, Jake? "I'm here to find love, and I would be really, really pissed if I knew somebody with a girlfriend was here taking away time that I could spend with Jillian." He advises whoever it is to "be a man" because he'd like to know. Still, nobody says anything, and Jesse says it's going to come out anyway.

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