Oops! Instead of developing their aura photographs, Dora Of The Aura has accidentally returned with a set of blurry Georgia O'Keefe prints from the art history class she's taking down at Sedona Community College. She'll have to compromise with authoritative lies. First, looking at Trista's colorfully vaginal palette, we learn, "Gold is the intellect of the mind." That is so true, y'all. Trista has "a lot of boundaries around you" and she's "afraid to be vulnerable." From Russ's literally identical picture, we learn that he likes "freedom and autonomy," and that he's a bit more of a risk-taker in relationships, which Dora Of The Aura notes could be a "positive attribute" in a relationship with Trista. This information is apparently biorhythmic carte blanche for Russ to grope awkwardly at Trista's upper thigh. Gack. Raise your hand if you think Russ has egregiously misjudged the actual meaning of "ley line." In a whispery interview (the mountains are sleeeeeping), Russ tells us, "I wouldn't be surprised if I was [sic] the last guy with Trista." Totally.