Doin' it well
Now, Corey and Dom face off. They talk about fighting, and drinking, to excess. Then Corey says he and Dom are probably "too much alike in some ways," and everyone say it with me: Woof! Ho dogs. Yeah. Corey says this is a source of problems since they fight a lot. Yup. We remember. Oh, the memories!
Brandin says the band is stuck with each other since "the magic [they] make onstage" is so blah blah blah band mythologycakes. Then he says that he's been a performer all his life because his "parents own dance studios." That's an interesting turn of phrase, isn't it? We see a snapshot of Brandin, Fletcher, and the 'rents in SAILOR SUITS, bwa! Hee. Aw. He used to get his "ass kicked everyday." Fletcher says he kicked the ass of a guy that called his dad a "fag," and no one ever messed with him after that.
Q: What's the craziest sexual encounter you have ever been in? No, not YOU. The BANDS.
A fresh-faced Sutton says that he and Bob were with two girls, and that Bob liked to talk in bed, which was a surprise. Isn't that always a surprise? It can get annoying. I dated one guy that loved to talk, but also needed me to talk, and after a while of hearing, "What do you want me to dooo?" I wanted to say, "Shut the hell up and just do SOMETHING." He was lame. Ancient history. Anyway. Dom says he was with two girls and lots of videotape. Charming. Adrian (of DOODITZ) says she "double-teamed" her b.f. with her best friend. Brandin says his girlfriend picked girls out of the crowd after a show, and "it was a bit of a blur," but in the morning there were "four naked girls, and [he] was like, whoa!" Rebecca says she was with two girls and a guy, but "only for a minute," and that when someone picked up a dildo she was gone like John. Sutton says that he and Bob switched girlies, and that the girl he was with shook her head and was like, hey! You're not Bob! Sutton left out the part when she said, "Yay."