Commercial time. Thank God. Time to find some sharp object to ram into my eye for relief.
Cory: "Rock and roll is about one thing three things. Sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Period. If you have sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll in your rock'n'roll band, you will win." Cory, you're a freakin' genius. Oh wait, no. Shut up. Rex: "It was a fluke. SOULCRACKER knows it was a fluke. Everybody worked. We didn't work." Rex, for once I agree with you.
SOULCRACKER does, in fact, know it was a fluke. A.P.: "So, apparently, to do this Bands on the Run thing, you have to sleep all day and drink all night to win." Well, yeah. Where have you been? Anyway, SOULCRACKER seems pretty vexed by the whole thing.
HARLOW has taken quite a shine to Adrian from DODES BAND. They're all chilling in HARLOW's van, talking about whether or not Amanda needs some really good cock or some really good pussy. I don't really care which she chooses.
Beastie (in the van): "I'm shell-shocked, you know? We're so much better than those bands." Oh my God. Shut up, Beastie. I'll bet you haven't even listened to them (not that that would change your opinion). Stop being such a sap. You've been doing this for eight years. Maybe you need to change your routine, narbo. "I mean SOULCRACKER is a really good band." Who are you trying to convince, there, guy?
Hotel. Everybody is drunk and molesting one another. It's established that DODES BAND is boring. Heh. Yeah, they are. Dominic gets naked in front of everyone. Adrian: "I went to sleep next to one FLICKERSTICK and woke up next to another one!" You should be proud.
We hear FLICKERSTICK's command performance of "Got a Feeling" as we see some scenes from next week.
Dominic comments that FLICKERSTICK is definitely the "token alcoholic band" on the tour. Gee, Dom, you think? We get a lovely shot of Cory next to a pile of chunder. Gross. SOULCRACKER is feeling the pressure. Amanda used to have a band called FLUFFY. And DODES BAND gets in a car crash (or so we're led to believe).