Commercial time. Mmm. Vlasic pickles.

DODES starts with “Do The Do.” Um, Josh, Mountain Dew called and they want their slogan back. Anyway, they sound pretty much like they always do. Daryl gives the camera a Gene Simmons tongue, which is so unlike him. Fletcher and a couple of the other boys from FLICKERBREAKDOWN start to dance a little, which is kind of cool to see. Josh recapitulates Brandin’s earlier sentiments, and they jump into “Be My Friend But Be Naked.” What’s up with these song titles, man? Anyway, they rock it.

It’s SOULCRACKER’s turn. They suck. Beastie still serves absolutely no purpose. He can’t sing, and he can’t dance. He just flops around the stage and sucks the life out of whatever stage show they have, which isn’t much to begin with. They play some songs. They don’t sound good. Beastie goes way off on some notes, which I suppose is to be expected. Brandin and Fletcher make similar disgusted faces and cover their ears. Word, boys. Word. Anyway, CRACKFACE finishes its set, and Beastie announces, “Come back and meet us, everybody. We want to make some new friends.” That implies that you have other friends, which I doubt. Bob: “We rocked it. We kicked a lot of ass.” Nope. Not true.