Dr. Pepper does what? Makes the world taste better? Dude, that’s sick! I gotta get some. Not.

Okay, so, merchandise sales so far:

FLICK -- $37
HARLOW -- $109
DODES -- $116
JERKS-WHO-I-HATE -- $184 (Dammit, they’re gaining! Noooooo!)

BUTTCRACKER decides to set up in the middle of the quad at the college and play. Halfway through the first song, a professor comes out and tells them he’s in the middle of class. They stop playing, but continue sucking. Suckers. Whatever -- nobody’s even listening to them. Sutton: “So apparently this is a university. Nobody told us that.” Like, ha ha, Slutmuffin. What happened to you, man? It used to be about the music.

But apparently, CRACK is the only band that’s awake right now. Everyone else is in bed, and it’s about two in the afternoon. Whaps.

Finally, FLICKERSTICK decides to get up. Fletcher and Brandin start talking about how they’ve slacked off since Pittsburgh. Fletcher: “I think we’re all a little tired, a little stressed.” Dominic: “We feel like used-car salesmen, cuz we’ve had to sell ourselves so we don’t get kicked off.” Yeah, dude, but that’s the game. Brandin: “We are slackers, but we’ve come in first place twice.” Hmm. Let’s not get cocky, guy. Anyway, they get to work and go around to record stores and stuff, promoting for their Thursday show. As they’re leaving one, some random guy is handing out SOULCRACKER flyers, and the boys in FLICK are a little worried. Cory: “There is no way SOULCRACKER is gonna lose this thing. They will not allow themselves to lose.” I hope you’re wrong, Cory.

Out of absolutely nowhere, there’s Sade playing, and we’re talking about Fletcher’s fiancée, Angel, whom we’ve never heard about until this episode. It’s actually kind of interesting; the day FLICK had to fly to LA to audition for the show, Angel went into labor with the little Fletchspawn. Fletcher: “What do you do in a situation like that? But she was really great about it, she just said ‘Play your best. Get the show. Make it worth it.’” At this point, he’s all teary-eyed and his chin is trembling. Aw. But wait.