FLICK is about to play, and theyve got some random girl (apparently a local solo artist, which I find hard to swallow) to sing backup for the Mazzy Star song. The song sounds terrible (didnt I warn you, FLICK?). Whatever; theyre still my favorite band on this show. They better not play that at Brownies, though.
Time to find out how everyone did in Nashville. Brendon and Katina report:
FLICK -- $260
HARLOW -- $162
CRACKHO -- $132
FLICK -- $265
HARLOW -- $153
SOULCRACKER -- $174
CRACK and HARLOW get $100 extra for their country tunes.
FLICK -- $4886
HARLOW -- $5509
CRACK -- $5738 (Not! Why are they still winning!?!)
Chimene tells Beastie that originally HARLOW hated AP, but now they realize the anger was all misdirected. We only hate Bob. Beastie of course reveals this to Bob in the van. Bob: Im hated? Like its such a surprise, buttlock. What a bunch of whores! Yeah, Bob, youre just a pontiff of purity. Get a life, dude. When you start playing your own shows, then you can bitch. But for now, just shut up. I just cant believe it when people are nice to me up front, then talk shit about me behind my back. As if they dont have reason -- and furthermore, Chimene did talk shit to your face, and you condescended to her, so what. Ever. Everyone else plays fair, why cant you? Are you above it? Shut up, Bob. You too, Beastie. Your Captain Righteous act is tired and transparent. Give it up.
Thats it for this week.
Next week, its Memphis, baby! More beef between and HARLOW and CRACKER (who get to play Ballys, those bastards). El Dangeroso makes a triumphant return, Reyshele seems to think she is being used as a novelty (?), and theres a-boffin goin on in FLICKs bathroom once again. Lets just hope its not Fletcher. Or, lets hope it is. Tee hee!