Beastie: "I showed my tits to some ladies and they threw some beads down. I have a pretty nice rack." Again with the funniness, Beastie. You see, the funny thing is that Beastie doesn't really have mammaries, but that's what makes the joke, completes the cycle! It's truly incredible, better than Cats. Not. I never saw Cats. ["I did. And I never saw this episode, but that little anecdote there that you just wrote was miles better than Cats." -- Wing Chun]

Anyway, Bob gets the beads, and because he's such a competitive little jerk, he sprints and beats Dominic by a hair. Not. That really sucks. SOULCRACKER should go to hell. Except Sutton. And I guess Ramsey, even though his silence sometimes makes him seem slightly evil. I don't even know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Shut up, Bob. Funny scene, though, just because you get to watch the boom guy running after Dominic as fast as he can.

Bam! HARLOW is getting dinner at Emeril's, and they're so amped that they skipped the bonus opportunity. They get invited to eat in the kitchen, and the food looks so good. While they're leaving, a bunch of people ask what's going on and buy $150 worth of merch. Becks: "Not only did we make up the money we lost for not doing the bonus opportunity, but that night was honestly the highlight of the tour for me." Nice one, dude. That rules.

SOULCRACKER has decided to visit what Beastie calls a "haven of good Christian ethics and values," a.k.a. a strip club. "SOULCRACKER doesn't take many breaks, but that was one of them." AP: "I'm gonna go look at boobies." "Boobies"? Come on, dude. I mean, really. Boobies? Jeez. ["Hee hee. 'Boobies.'" -- Wing Chun] "If heaven existed but God didn't live there, that's pretty much New Orleans." Whatever, dude. Obviously you've never been to Bob's Plumbing and Gift Shop in South Dakota.

FLICKERSTICK is talking shit in their room always getting the crappy clubs and that HARLOW "always has an explanation for why they didn't win this and why SOULCRACKER is winning." According to Brandin, HARLOW has been talking some shit about kicking ass. Rex: "Yeah, you kick our asses, and I'll show you how to play a minor chord." Bwa ha ha! That's hilarious. Dude, I love Rex. He's pulled out some good zingers in the past couple of episodes. Everyone has a good, hearty laugh, including yours truly.

Rayshele thinks that the key to the competition is to meet "that one fabulous person in each town. Here, we were fortunate enough to meet Laura [Amanda's flavor of the day]." True. Rebecca: "Oh, yeah, she's great!" Fair enough.