So, CRACK is playing their stupid balcony gig, and everyone's paying attention and crap, which makes me pissed. Sutton's and Ramsey's girlfriends show up, and they're both kind of cute. Sutton is "prepared to have a lot of fun the next few days." Good for him. While they play, a bunch of Rando Calrissians start flashing "boobies" for beads (a custom I'm not so sure I understand). They finish their set. I'm glad it's done.

HARLOW is getting wasted with Laura. All these guys keep hitting on Amanda and Laura, and they're not having it. They're totally into each other, which is actually kind of cute. They're having fun. Everyone starts saying that partying is a "way of life for HARLOW." Rayshele: "Me and Chimene [sic] go out every other night, if not every night." You should be proud. "Amanda can party to the state of oblivion." Yeah, like she's not there to begin with. Amanda: "I need a good night's sleep." Yes, you do that.

So Beastie and AP are walking around, and they bump into a couple of girls from the show. Turns out one of them is Kelley from The Real World New Orleans. She asks him whether he's straight (tee hee), and AP replies, "Yes, but I'm actually a woman. Sorry!" Just kidding, unfortunately. He says no, so she asks him to prove it. So he jams his tongue down her throat, something I did not ask to see at all. Apparently, Kelley thinks she knows all of the "tricks of the trade" as far as television is concerned. Somehow, I highly doubt it. If that were true, would you be caught (consciously, I might add) frenching AP (which actually stands for Ann Patricia) on camera? The answer is no. You would not. I actually didn't watch a single episode of RW New Orleans, but Kelley seems a bit annoying, because then she waxes horny and starts doing this whole exhibitionist sexual cry thing for AP. Nice tricks, Kelley. Minus the "nice tricks" part. Then again, she did get on television. Color me impressednot.

Merch!

FLICK: $80
HARLOW: $221
CRACK: $250

Not. I'm so sick of seeing them win. It sucks.

Speaking of sucking, Bob mentions that "having the girlfriends around is really affecting people's attitudes about reaching our goal." Yeah, dude. There's no "girlfriend" in "teamwork." Jerk. You're so jealous. Sutton is so happy she's there; why can't you just be psyched for him?