She prances down the stairs toward his regard, like Baby Jane Hudson doing Scarlett O'Hara, for one tiny millisecond; Norman nearly fucking boots.
Norman: "Mother? Mother? Mother? What time do you think you'll be back?"
George: "I'll make sure she doesn't get into trouble!"
Norman: "Who do you think you are, gonna come in here, fuckin' talk to me like some kind of goddamn Eddie Haskell motherfucker? This ain't a joke."
Cody: "Norman you do realize that the point is to hammer the nails into the wood, not through it, right? There should be wood left when you are done instead of just splinters?"
Norman: "I am freaking out, Cody. Sorry."
Cody: "Is it because that girl died? Or because we thought you were gay?"
Norman: "Neither of those things actually bother me, Cody. It is because of my mother. Specifically for thirty-seven different reasons."
Cody: "Single parent families mean the parent sucks twice as much, or more."
Norman: "I get that you're from a broken, abusive home, yadda yadda, but my mom's not like that. Her abuse is subtle and apocalyptic and entirely unconscious."
Cody: "What makes your mom so special, huh?"
Norman: "She would do literally anything for me. And vice versa. Do you know anybody that would do literally anything for you? Because I do. We are each other's champions."
Cody: "That sounds excellent, actually."
Norman: "She tries so fucking hard. And the terrible shit is neverending, and..."
Cody: "Whoa, you are flipping out. Tell me what is going on."
Norman: "Short version is, her brother showed up out of nowhere. Bad dude."
Cody: "How bad? Because I know bad."
Norman: "Very bad. Whatever you are thinking."
Cody: "...Gotcha. Let's go beat the shit out of him, then. Say no more."
Cupcake Boy: "Cupcake Girl. Hi."
Emma: "You are so beautiful, all the time. Listen, I hate to bother you..."
Cupcake: "You're not. Trust me."
Emma: "Can I ask you a very simple, yes-or-no question?"
Cupcake: "We didn't sleep together. I just didn't know what to do with you. I mean, I would. I would like to. But I have this weird thing where I don't rape girls. I'd like to think you would remember it, if we did."