Boomer, Tyrol, and Baltar walk through the corridors, escorted by guards. The crew, starved for entertainment, have come to watch the parade. Or to hurl insults as Boomer. People scream, "'Bitch!" and "Traitor!" and I don't think that second one is accurate, technically. Then we're in slo-mo for a few seconds, and then Cally pushes her way between two guards and shoots Boomer in the stomach. Boomer falls, cradled by Tyrol, as everyone stares. Tyrol looks up at Cally, who looks kind of smug. She's probably thinking, "I so rock." Then Tyrol's looking down at Boomer, moaning, "No, no," as Boomer shivers. Boomer sniffles, "I love you, Chief," and dies. Tyrol is really having a shitty week, you know? Blood drips out of Boomer's mouth and falls to the floor in slo-mo. Who knew a tiny drop could feel like an anvil? They should have ended with people cheering and applauding, since they're so into that on this ship.

Next time: the Prez takes her revival show on the road, and Adama gets cranky. Crankier.

Production card: Moore says, "This is hot!" Eick says, "So is this," and smooshes an iron into Moore's face, melting it.