"Six, we have a problem," says Three. Ignoring Gaius as well as Three does, Doral steps up. "A baseship. The one we sent to investigate the pulsars in the Lion Nebula. We've lost contact." The trouble, Three explains, is that the missing baseship's status is a zero. "We received a garbled distress call, then silence," says Doral. Scary for our Fleet, unimaginable for the Cylon. They've even got special ships in order to make sure everybody stays connected up. "Not surprisingly, their Hybrid sent us a confusing set of data. Our Hybrid is analyzing it." Gaius asks about the Hybrids and Six tells him to shut it, and then they all go running through the basestar corridors. Or, as I choose to see it, The Giant Banana Republic Where Everything Is Free And There Are Espresso Machines On Every Corner, Each Operated By Its Own Hateful Jim In A Disheveled Tuxedo, And Marguerite Moreau Is Like, "Do You Like These Shoes?" And I'm Like "Totally," And Cupid Ran One Million Episodes, And Plus Tina Fey Is There Also.