Chris apologizes for his wayward Pa, but Raina says he's a lot like her dad. They head into the brownstone, which is actually a model apartment, complete with a "Do Not Feed The Models" sign. Raina tells Chris she'll see him at Claudia's party tonight, since attendance is mandatory for all models. Marissa walks down to tell Raina there's a boy in her room. Piqued by the mystery, Chris says "see you later" to Raina.

He heads into the guys' room and finds long hair rolling joints while Isaac works on his music. Chris says the A-hole (Simon) said he could room there during his trial period. Long hair says they're full up, but to go down to Cole's room. He practically tells him not to let the door hit him on the way out, and Isaac laughs at what a jackass his roommate is. Down the hall, Chris introduces himself to shirtless Cole, who is way too entitled to have a roommate. He calls Simon to sort out this egregious error.

Upstairs, Raina finds some highlighted emo tool sitting on her bed and checking out her magazine spread. She tells him, Alex, to stop tracking her down. He says better him than their father, who is set to get out on bail that week. Quelle scandale! Alex claims to support Raina's modeling ambitions but says he promised to look after her. He tells her to grab her stuff. She resists, saying he's acting just like their father. Alex tells her that she's living in a dump and that their mother is still setting a place for her at dinner. She forlornly asks him to leave.

Downstairs, Cole informs Simon that no way, no how is this yokel staying in his room. Simon leeringly invites Chris to stay at his place. It "works out perfect," he says, since he has to get him dressed for the party anyway. Chris is understandably reluctant. "There's somethin' off about that there feller," he thinks. "I just cain't put my fanger ahn it." It's called lecherous queen, home slice. Cole smirks at Chris and sends him to Simon for initiation. Hey! They all had to go through it.

Night falls, and Cole arrives to the party with Raina. He busts through the line, dragging her on to the Step & Repeat and introducing her to the world of flashbulbs and screaming paps. Isaac and long hair, who we finally learned is named Egan, see Chris stepping out of Simon's limo. They bond over mother-fucking jokes, and Chris asks about Raina. Egan says she's out of Chris's league.

They head inside, and Simon dispenses of that old standby: "You're not in Kansas anymore!" They go get a drink. Up on a balcony, Marissa grills Raina about who was in her room. Raina avoids answering, and Marissa gets distracted when they look down and see Chris gazing up at them like a half-wit Romeo. Claudia stops by and snatches the drinks out of Marissa's hand since they're technically working. She tells them Franco has optioned both of them for the Versace campaign.