Beautiful Life

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Over in the bathroom, Raina finds Sonja crying about what a dirt bag Franco is. And holy cow. I think the tears have magnetized some of the disco ball flecks into her eye shadow. Girl is sparkle motion! Raina apologizes for stealing Sonja's thunder in the Posen show. Sonja tells her it's not about her. Her phone rings. On it is a picture of her in a hospital gown with a baby in her arms. She steps away (but only, like, 20 inches) to take the call. She tells the mystery person on the other line that they were right about everything and that "he" isn't allowed to see the baby. She tells them to give the baby a kiss goodnight. She turns around to see Raina with a pitying look on her face. She snaps, "Don't you dare feel sorry for me. This'll be you in a few years. Just wait." Raina looks thoughtfully into the mirror as she leaves.

Outside, Simon makes some more farm puns (needles in haystacks and whatnot) and gets all handsy with Chris. Chris gets macho, telling Simon to take his hands off him. Simon purrs, "Baby, relax." So Chris shoves him away, spilling a drink on the GQ guy. Simon tells Chris to get out of his sight, he'll ship his stuff back to Iowa. He makes some more insulting comments about pig farms, prompting Chris to punch him. It's about honor where he comes from. Don't insult a country boy's mama or his pets. Even as security is escorting Chris out, the GQ guy books him for a go-see.

Elsewhere, Raina struts up to Franco and asks him if he has a minute. He asks her what she wants. She leans in seductively and says, "A job." I do believe she's got some tricks up her sleeve yet. Commercials.

When we return, Franco is getting comfortable in his makeshift champagne room with his new date -- Raina. She discreetly flips on her iPhone camera as he asks her how bad she wants the job. She says it's hard to verbalize, so he tells her to show him. Lunge. As he feels her up and down, he spots the camera and gets turned on. He tells her to send him a copy. She slips out of his groping clutch and tells him she's 16. He tells her that she's smart enough to keep things quiet. She says, on the contrary, she's going to show it to her father -- unlesssssss...

Isaac hits up the sound booth to ask the DJ to give his tracks some play. The DJ tells him to try a wedding. He walks away dejected. Then he spots Vivienne and decides to change his luck. She starts to blow him off, so she plants a big wet one on her and asks if her offer is still good. From the look on her cougar-y face, it most definitely is.

Beautiful Life

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