Beautiful Life

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Lady Lola: D | 1234 USERS: C+
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Raina steps up to apologize to Chris for not being there, but Claudia swoops in to introduce her to Nina before they can speak further. Chris gives a hurt look, sad that he is out $500 and alone in this beautiful, beautiful world.

A bit later, Sonja approaches Raina to confront her for giving her Blackberry to the pap. Raina is obviously confused, but Sonja thinks that it had to have been her because she's the only one who knows about her baby. Raina swears that she didn't do anything wrong, but Sonja just stomps off. Sonja finds Marissa to ask whether she was behind Blackberry-gate '09. Marissa easily admits that she was and says it was justified, considering how Sonja has acted since getting back into town. Poor, naïve Raina is heartsick that everyone isn't sweet as peaches and cream.

Before they can carry on to the subject of Marissa's completely unwarranted interest in Raina's brother, all the model's phones beep. They all see a Perez Hilton-esque picture of Sonja doing lines with the words "Rehab Reject" scrawled over it in red. Sonja tries to act all shocked, but, as previously mentioned, Mischa Barton is the worst actress ever. She walks off as the crowd buzzes and Claudia, too, looks a bit self-satisfied.

Vivienne's place. She congratulates him on his success in the DJ booth and reminds him that they're on a strictly quid pro quo basis. In turn, he returns the money that she gave him to spring Egan. This makes him either unbelievably classy or embarrassingly naïve. Maybe a bit of both. Regardless, he's still got tricks to turn, so they head into the bedroom.

Downtown, Cole finds Sonja at her apartment after her quick getaway. He tells her she's looking good these days, then reminds her he was there the night the coke pictures were taken. He knows that they are three years old and has deduced that she gave the pap the pictures. He think she's ruined her career. She cops to it, saying that she was protecting the one thing that matters. He asks her what she's talking about, and I think we may have found a worse actor than Mischa Barton. Seriously, this is like the Special Olympics of Acting. But, like, even they would be embarrassed on behalf of Mischa and this guy. Wow. Anyhow, Sonja heads over to her computer and shows Cole a webcam feed of her daughter Clara. She says that's how she puts her to sleep every night. Cole asks her who's the father, and they share a lingering gaze.

Beautiful Life

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