Reminder, if you care: America's Vote. And now for part one of the final HoH competition. Remember, it's three parts. The winner of part one advances to part three, and the other two play part two. Whoever wins that advances to part three against the winner of part one. The winner of part three is the final HoH and gets to evict the final houseguest, choosing who sits next to them on finale night. This HoH competition is called "Log Jam." Houseguests must hold onto their key. They're all standing on a big round log with their keys above them. Julie asks if they're ready to "get things rolling" and the log starts rolling. So they have to walk the same pace as the rolling log. Julie says the houseguests have a long night of surprises in store.

Julie reminds that we'll be back live again on Thursday to play part two of the HoH competition. We'll also get to see Jeff arrive at the jury house. Then, a week from tonight is the live finale (so, no Sunday episode, I guess?), where the houseguests will reunite live, revealing everyone's lies. That will be fun. Thank God we don't have to see Chima. Watch the competition play out on the live feeds or Showtime. Julie goes back to the houseguests and tells them they look good. She asks if they're feeling good, and they say no. Then she tells them the seasons and weather change, and it starts fake thunder and lightning, wind and rain. Jordan thinks her key's moving farther from her, but I think she's just leaning backward. M. Giant will be back with you on Thursday, and I'll be back to screaming at my TV. It's been a treat. If only this show didn't suck so much right now.

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