Big Brother
Best-Laid Plans of Mice and Mensa

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M. Giant: B | Grade It Now!
Washed Out

Safe this week are Ragan, Kristen, Hayden, Enzo, Lane, Britney, Rachel (!), and Brendon (!!), which makes Kathy and Andrew the nominees. Matt tells her she sucks at competitions, has no social game, and voted against him. As for Andrew, he says he suspects Andrew of gunning for him. And you know, Matt has NO ALLIANCES, EVERYONE.

Kathy DRs that Matt's being stupid, because he has bigger targets than her. Andrew says it's a stupid plan, and it's going to blow up in Matt's face like TNT. Whatever, Andrew packs all the explosive punch of Mentos and Coke, only it's Mentos gum. Enzo says Matt had better have a backdoor plan. And Matt says this is all going according to his plan, and he may backdoor Brendon or Rachel if someone wins PoV. Wow, diabolical super-geniuses are so unpredictable.

M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter, or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]

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