After the last break, Julie reveals the last two votes: Britney and Ashley both voted for Ian, so Dan's only vote was from Danielle. Ouch. Dan takes this with good grace. Julie asks Ian, who's been watching this show since he was ten, how he's feeling right now. "This is easily the best moment of my entire life," Ian says. Finally, Julie opens the envelope and reveals that America's favorite houseguest is...Frank. Or at least the most unemployed outside the house. Julie ends the season with these chilling words: "See you next summer."
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