Big Brother
Bringing the A Game

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Dan You to Hell

Up in HoH, Frank tells Jenn about the Quack Pack, who is completely convinced by Dan's story as told by Frank. At least until Frank tells her she's going to need to use the Veto, which she knows is going to make her enemies. But they shake on it, so it looks like a done deal.

Ian and Jenn incongruously contemplate the memory wall together with their Vetos. Ian DRs that he's not going to use the Veto, in hopes of rebuilding trust with Frank. Good luck with that after what Dan told him.

As for Jenn, she says she wasn't going to use her PoV 24 hours ago, but things change fast. "I may have a future... selling ice to Eskimos if I can pull this off," Dan DRs. And Frank DRs that Britney's got too many ins with too many people, so he, Frank, is down with Dan. Jenn starts the veto meeting, and Ian announces that he's not using his PoV. After Ian sits down, Jenn says she's using her veto on Dan. Britney and Ian look stunned, Danielle looks guilty, and Shane just looks blank. But that's not really unusual. Frank slowly stands and says he can't put Ian up while he's holding a PoV, so he's putting up Ian's closest ally. And there goes Britney to the other nomination chair, looking even smaller than usual, like the floor just fell out from under her.

She cries in the DR, sobbing she doesn't think she has any fight left in her left. Ian vows that he's coming after Frank now, and Jenn gloats that his is what you get for underestimating her. No, Jenn, this is what we get for underestimating Dan. There is no punishment for underestimating Jenn for the same reason there is no punishment for time travel. Dan gloats even harder on how his plan worked. Even he can't believe it. Which is my one consolation. Okay, that and the vindication of my long-held opinion that Dan is the best Big Brother player ever. Suck it, Dr. Will.

M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter, or just e-mail him at m.giant[at]

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