Will and It'sOnica confab in the bedroom. Will says that he fully intended to vote for Krusta to stay, but he was scared. He admits that he didn't cry when anyone else left -- not even Shannon. It'sOnica says it's okay to cry, "But," she adds, " I ain't no punk, either. Sometimes you gotta know when you're going to town." Will looks up. "That's the smartest thing I've heard anyone say since I've been here," he says.
Cut to Will in the Diary Room. "In the middle of the discussion, I had to interrupt and tell [It'sOnica what she said] was one of the smartest things I've heard since I've been in the house. I didn't even know what she was talking about." Marry me, Will.
Back in the bedroom, It'sOnica tells Will she isn't going to sell herself to the devil. "And he's busy in this house," she says. "Yo-Yo Ma! It's on! Baccarat."
In the Big Blue Chair of I Do Not Think That Means What You Think It Means, It'sOnica claims she didn't fall for Will's crying jag. "[My] guard's been up with him since day one," she says. Also, I assume, it is going to be on.
Big Blue Chair of Enough With The Big Blue Chair. "The good news is, there's no one left in the house that I like, so we can start anew," Will says. "So, let the games begin."
Out on the patio, Bunky and It'sOnica are bonding. Bunky tells his verbally challenged friend that he wants the two of them in the final three, but that he's going to act like they're not even friends, so people don't suspect they have the power of two. Or something. I don't even know what the hell these people are talking about anymore. It's worse than the quarter I took Logic and Chemistry 11A. At least then I could buy the lecture notes. Now, I have no help at all! "Let them think that you're all alone, you know?" Bunky says. Then he asks It'sOnica who she's like to see evicted next. "Plaster of Paris. Autoerotic asphyxiation. The Rose Bowl, Presented By AT&T. Waffles," It'sOnica babbles. Eventually Bunky extrapolates that It'sOnica wants to see Nicole out next, as revenge for what she did to Krusta. They agree it's imperative that Bunky win the next HoH contest.