Hot tub. So, remember Will and Bunky's SweetNasty alliance of last week? It appears that the non-secret secret alliance is actually a front for a secret secret alliance, in which Bunky and Will are attempting to get rid of Hardly. Phew. I simply can't keep track of who is aligned with whom anymore, and I think I'm just going to assume that everyone is out to stab everyone else in the back. It amuses me, however, that in conversing about this super-secret plan to get rid of Hardly, Bunky refers to Hardly by the super-secret code name "H." That's very clever. I'm reading a book right now about the British team of cryptanalysts who cracked the Nazis' communication code in World War II, thus basically helping to end the war, and I think even they would have had trouble deciphering the identity of H! Bunky complains that Hardly's basically just a giant asshole, citing as evidence the fact that Hardly hit Bunky's juggling balls over the wall, after Bunky specifically asked Hardly not to, and that, in order to make up for said ball incident, Hardly kissed Bunky on the cheek! "He's trying to use his sexuality," Bunky tells Will. "It makes my skin crawl, it's so low." Will nods. We all know Will can get behind a Boot Hardly plan. ["We also all know Will would get to at least third base with Bunky if that's what it took for Will to win the money." -- Wing Chun]

Next, Bunky tells Nicole that Hardly was talking shit about her to Krusta, and that Krusta will not vote for Nicole in the end. "I don't give a shit if I win," Nicole says. "I do," Bunky says (meaning that he gives a shit if she wins, not if he himself wins, although I'm sure he'd also be fine with that), and reiterates that he really, really, really doesn't want Hardly to win and that Bunky, really, really, really wants to win HoH this week.

Hardly, on the other hand, is talking to everyone about voting out Will. It'sOnica says she's all in agreement with him, and Bunky pretends to think it's a good idea, but I pray Bunky is just playing Hardly, because without Will to entertain me, I have no reason to live. Later, It'sOnica tells us that she never "said yes and [she] never said no" to the Vote Out Will 2001 plan Hardly outlined. She also says that Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and that he was a good friend of hers, and that's it's on, because her shit is good. She's just going to tell us that, verbally, without saying anything.