After commercials, Kail cries in the DR. Oh, Jesus, she says that her future in the house is in God's hands. God's like, "I'm watching my Friday Night Lights episodes from iTunes. Also I have no problem with the gays, so quit throwing my name around."

Some other time, Nick is chilling on the bed in the HoH room, Zach watching the feed of his fellow houseguests (doing nothing interesting in the kitchen), and Jen lying on the bed. Nick asks Zach and Jen to leave, and they do. Scintillating, no? Well, we had to see it because once Zach emerges and comes into the kitchen, Dick has to make a big fucking show of telling Zach, in front of everyone, not to go in the HoH room when Dick isn't there. GOD how I hope Zach gets the next HoH so that he can rub this moment in Dick's face. Anyway, Zach's like, "I was just hanging out with Nick, but okay," and at the sink, where he's washing dishes with Amber, Dick hisses, "I'm fucking furious," and goes on a tear about how they're talking strategy in the very sanctity of his own HoH room -- which, again, he's acting like it's going to BE his forever. Dick chucks dishes around for a few seconds, and then tells Amber to go up there and get the key back from Nick: "Or would you like me to?" "No, you can," says Amber politely (hee hee hee), so Dick does. Per usual, Dick tries to pick a huge fucking fight with Nick, but he can't really get it up, and after a moment, Nick leaves the room himself. Dick DRs that he thinks Nick is in an alliance with Jen and Zach.