After commercials, Kail cries in the DR. Oh, Jesus, she says that her future in the house is in God's hands. God's like, "I'm watching my Friday Night Lights episodes from iTunes. Also I have no problem with the gays, so quit throwing my name around."
Some other time, Nick is chilling on the bed in the HoH room, Zach watching the feed of his fellow houseguests (doing nothing interesting in the kitchen), and Jen lying on the bed. Nick asks Zach and Jen to leave, and they do. Scintillating, no? Well, we had to see it because once Zach emerges and comes into the kitchen, Dick has to make a big fucking show of telling Zach, in front of everyone, not to go in the HoH room when Dick isn't there. GOD how I hope Zach gets the next HoH so that he can rub this moment in Dick's face. Anyway, Zach's like, "I was just hanging out with Nick, but okay," and at the sink, where he's washing dishes with Amber, Dick hisses, "I'm fucking furious," and goes on a tear about how they're talking strategy in the very sanctity of his own HoH room -- which, again, he's acting like it's going to BE his forever. Dick chucks dishes around for a few seconds, and then tells Amber to go up there and get the key back from Nick: "Or would you like me to?" "No, you can," says Amber politely (hee hee hee), so Dick does. Per usual, Dick tries to pick a huge fucking fight with Nick, but he can't really get it up, and after a moment, Nick leaves the room himself. Dick DRs that he thinks Nick is in an alliance with Jen and Zach.
Outside, Nick is continuing to enjoy his beer in the hammock when Dick comes out, making a big passive-aggressive show of cleaning up so that Nick can call him over, and Dick can refuse, yelling at him again about letting Jen and Zach into the HoH room. Nick yells back that nothing happened, and then Dick has to crank it up a notch to "Superdick" as he says he's not going to have this fight in front of Kail (who's just wandered out to empty the garbage or something). God, Dick, shut the fuck up for reals. Kail takes off, and then Dick announces that he doesn't trust Nick because of this supposed alliance. Nick denies that he's in an alliance with Zach and Jen, and adds, "I like your daughter," and that it's upsetting for him because he knows she has a boyfriend. At this point, said daughter pokes her head out of the glass doors and snits, "Can I talk to you for a minute?" Once he's ascertained that she means him, Dick snits back that he's in the middle of a conversation right now. (And if I haven't said so lately: not that I ever would want to be on Big Brother with my dad, or at all, but if I were, and I came out to where he was talking to some douche he'd just met and I asked to speak to him, he...would. One of the many reasons my dad is better than Dick.) Anyway, Daniele leaves, and Dick schools Nick on the fact that he and Daniele have made themselves targets because of their relationship. He also adds the gem that he doesn't trust anyone in the house entirely -- INCLUDING DANIELE. Lovely.