Will and Mike head back into a bedroom where Will explains that he wants Mike to just calmly pick up a couple of votes for Will to make sure he stays. That was thrown in, I think, just in case you wondered whether "vote me out" meant "vote me out." Will DRs that his plan is to make people think he wants to go home, and then they'll forget about him. It seems like that should be too simplistic to work, but it totally isn't. Back in the bedroom, he tells Mike that he thinks he took the target off himself. Mike tells us that Will is his best pal, and will stay and fight "like a Chill Town warrior." Complete with sword and...headband?
George and Jase chat on the patio, and George asks Jase whether he really wants to quit. Jase says that he doesn't know, and then DRs that he both wants to stay and wants to leave because of his girlfriend and her daughter. Jase asks George if he can have George's vote should he decide he wants to stay, and George stalls for time by licking his fingers at revolting length. I'm curious as to what he's licking, because...isn't he on slop? George says that he's not sure what to think, because inside, Jase said he didn't want to stay. Of course, so did Will, who's the other choice. George thinks Jase needs a nap, which for some reason strikes me as hysterically funny. George says to us that he's probably better off with Jase in the house than Will. He claims that he and Jase are from the same state and "have an awful lot in common." I have searched my entire database of information about Jase and Chicken George, and I cannot find one thing other than being from the same state -- which I just learned now -- that would suggest they have anything in common. I was going to make a joke here about Jase having a secret affinity for poultry, but I totally grossed myself out. I apologize to the game hens of the world. Jase ultimately decides to lift weights instead of taking a nap. There's something about this entire exchange -- "Take a nap." "Nah, I'll lift weights" -- that sums up this show rather perfectly.
Filler: Mike takes a bath with Erika and Janelle. You heard me. He goes into predictable fits of hornitude over this development. Mike tries to spare a couple of kind words for keeping Will in the house, but he's distracted by his enormous erection, I suspect. Fortunately, information about this is not provided.