And now: goodbye speeches. What I love about it is that Julie starts off by asking if he wants to hear what they had to say "in case...they all evicted you tonight?" Ha! She's like, "Soooo, interested in what a bunch of people, all of whom voted against you, wanted to tell you before you left just like they wanted?" Jase is up to the challenge. Mike raps, revoltingly, explaining in shitty rhyme that he's great friends with Jase and can't wait to "kick it" with him. I think if I ever ran into those dudes hanging out together, there would certainly be kicking, but we may be talking about different things. Howie is more on the "fuck you" angle, saying that Jase shouldn't have gone back and forth and flirted with Will and Mike. Marcellas starts talking about how there was good Jase and then there was bad Jase who created "unnecessary drama," and Jase's eyes almost roll right out of his skull and onto the floor of the set, and I totally don't blame him. In fact, he snorts "from Marcellas?" after Marcellas accuses him of creating "unnecessary angst." Marcellas, who can create angst over people's shoes, is not the right person to make the "you're just too much drama!" argument. Diane says that she admires him and she likes him. Janelle says that she's "so, so sorry" they couldn't take the deal he offered. Danielle weepily says that she hopes he forgives her. He nods as she says in her video that she really tried to save him, and she couldn't. Jase's final thoughts, to the degree that he has any or has ever had any, are that he hopes to hang out for a while and then come back, in which case he promises to "rip it apart." "It" being, presumably, the furniture. Next up: HoH.