And now: goodbye speeches. What I love about it is that Julie starts off by asking if he wants to hear what they had to say "in case...they all evicted you tonight?" Ha! She's like, "Soooo, interested in what a bunch of people, all of whom voted against you, wanted to tell you before you left just like they wanted?" Jase is up to the challenge. Mike raps, revoltingly, explaining in shitty rhyme that he's great friends with Jase and can't wait to "kick it" with him. I think if I ever ran into those dudes hanging out together, there would certainly be kicking, but we may be talking about different things. Howie is more on the "fuck you" angle, saying that Jase shouldn't have gone back and forth and flirted with Will and Mike. Marcellas starts talking about how there was good Jase and then there was bad Jase who created "unnecessary drama," and Jase's eyes almost roll right out of his skull and onto the floor of the set, and I totally don't blame him. In fact, he snorts "from Marcellas?" after Marcellas accuses him of creating "unnecessary angst." Marcellas, who can create angst over people's shoes, is not the right person to make the "you're just too much drama!" argument. Diane says that she admires him and she likes him. Janelle says that she's "so, so sorry" they couldn't take the deal he offered. Danielle weepily says that she hopes he forgives her. He nods as she says in her video that she really tried to save him, and she couldn't. Jase's final thoughts, to the degree that he has any or has ever had any, are that he hopes to hang out for a while and then come back, in which case he promises to "rip it apart." "It" being, presumably, the furniture. Next up: HoH.
When we return from commercials, it's time for the HoH competition. Will S6 continue to be in charge? Oh, I certainly hope not. James isn't playing, so there are ten in the competition, and three are S6. This competition is based on the signs that hang around the house that define words like "love" and "hate" and "deceit." You should know that most of the questions that are asked are so easy that you could win every question just by hitting your buzzer first and figuring out while Julie was saying your name what the answer was. Anyway, the way it works is that if you buzz in and get a question right, you can choose someone to eliminate, but if you're wrong, you're out. And you can't get the question right and eliminate yourself.
First question is correctly answered by Marcellas, who boots Mike. Kaysar gets the next one, and he boots Diane. (Huh?) Will gets one, and he throws out Howie. Will gets the next question -- just about the only one with two possible answers -- wrong, and he's out. Erika throws out George, Kaysar throws out Erika (with a pained expression, since they're going to get maaaarried), Janelle throws out Danielle, and Marcellas throws out Kaysar. So now, it's just Marcellas and Janelle, and I am doomed to a week that I will absolutely hate, because someone very unpalatable will be very happy. Janelle gets the next question, so she's HoH again. Yeeech! Ptooey! And if that's not half of her bra hanging out of her shirt, it's something specifically designed to look like half of her bra hanging out of her shirt. Classy. So everyone congratulates Janelle. EXCEPT ME.