After the commercial, Julie welcomes us back to the segment about Marcellas and how fickle and faithless he is. The bit opens with a nice clip of Marcellas and Amy from their season when they had dinner together. And then we find Amy at her new house with her husband, living on the water. "We kind of live on vacation," she says pleasantly. She looks really happy, which is cool. She explains that she and Marcellas had an awesome, hilarious time together, and we get a few clips of their banter and teasing when it was really great and happy. "I've never laughed so much in my entire life," she says. And then, we watch Marcellas tell Janelle that blondes are always his undoing. Amy says that it pisses her off when people refer to Janelle as "new Amy." "She does not hold a candle to me when it comes to inner beauty," she says, and then we watch Janelle tell Marcellas she doesn't care about fun; only about looking nice. "And she grates on my last nerve by winning everything," Amy says, proving once again that she should come and having dinner with me and then watch the show and have some popcorn. Because: exactly. My favorite part is when Amy says that she doesn't think Janelle is that pretty, adding, "Janelle looks like you would buy her in a transvestite sex-toy shop." Ha! Hey, it's not classy, but it's not like there isn't cause for it. Make yourself look like you're made of plastic, and people start to think you're a toy.
Now, we get the clips of how Marcellas turned on and tormented Amy once he decided that she wasn't good enough, and we hear him say, "I have bent over backwards to be your friend, even to my own derision [sic]!" Amy says that she and Marcellas are not friends anymore, and do not talk anymore. She says that Marcellas's "true colors came out." Which is so true, and so sad. She says he acted like her friend, but then he acted like a dick when things didn't go his way. She takes some satisfaction in reminding us all how it backfired on him when he failed to veto himself and was booted. Idiot. Amy informs us all that no matter what good friends he and Janelle are, Marcellas will turn on her if he feels like it. A clip follows in which Marcellas trash-talks Janelle. "I worry about the people who have put their trust in him," Amy says. Man, he deserved every word of that segment, I'll tell you that much.













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