Snippets of folks leaving home include Eric saying that he's not looking forward to engaging any "religious zealots," while Kail packs her Bible. Mmm hmm. Also, Evil Dick hugs what appears to be his son, while his estranged daughter Danielle hugs her boyfriend. And lots of people hug their pets. In front of the "house" (I'm not going to put "house" in quotes all season, but I feel I need to register my objection at least once: not a house), the contestants line up one by one. Only eleven emerge at first, with Dick, Jessica, and Dustin being held in reserve for the Shocking Twist. Julie delivers her usual opening spiel. Carol, Joe, Mike, and Amber get to enter the house first. Joe doesn't stop talking from the second he's inside, and Carol deems him "over-the-top" but lovable. For now. Next in are Nick, Danielle, and Jameka. The bedrooms are all deliberately weird -- one has really tall beds, one has really tiny beds, one has round beds. Because Nick is the designated heartthrob, he immediately dismisses the tiny beds because they'd be insufficient for sharing with chicks. Amber thinks that there are "sparks" there between them. There's also a magnified window in between two rooms, and when Danielle looks through it, one of the guys says, "Look, there's Anna Nicole's ghost." Indeed, Danielle does bear a facial resemblance to the post-TrimSpa Anna Nicole.













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