Finally, Kail, Jen, Eric, and Zach get to enter. Eric makes note of the fact that every guy besides him is a towering 6-foot-5 mass, which I will admit makes the munchkin room a lot funnier. Everyone mingles. Danielle and Joe immediately figure that there have to be more houseguests on the way. Carol notes the house's Alice In Wonderland aesthetic. They all do that thing where they sit on the couches and introduce themselves. Jen, in particular, seems to be a divergent point for the group. Nick, for one, thinks she's really hot. Carol doesn't think much of her because of her "giant boobs." Nobody seems to note how she comes across like an imperious bitch besides. Danielle, for some reason, lies about being twenty-one when she's still two months shy of her birthday. Devious! Kail lies about the fact that she owns multiple businesses in her Oregon home town. She also interviews, after we see Joe introduce himself, that she would hate it if any of her kids told her they "chose a gay lifestyle." Good news, Kail, that doesn't happen. Meanwhile, Joe chooses to express his gay lifestyle by interviewing about how hot Nick is. I really do think we get it by now. Nick's the hottie. Poor Jameka tries to process how she wound up in a house with all these white people. Welcome to network TV, lady.

Julie kicks us to commercial by not only teasing the three secret houseguests, but also telling us that they're already in the house, stashed away somewhere. Okay, that's freaky. Though I think they kind of missed the boat by not tying into the fairy-tale theme and having them already asleep in the beds like Goldilocks. But no, they're just hidden "upstairs." The blue walls make it look like this is the diary room, but Julie doesn't say and I am thankfully not that acquainted with the Big Brother house that I can say for sure. When Julie tells the houseguests that they'll be living with "an enemy, a rival, or someone [they] have unfinished business with," Dustin totally freaks out and mouths "fuck," and they have to blur out his mouth. Julie lets them eavesdrop on the house for a while, and they talk amongst themselves about their respective "enemies." Dick is particularly immature about his situation, putting his estrangement from Danielle entirely on her and looking almost eager to get to the business of voting her out. Dustin alludes to a messy breakup with Joe, who he says slept with a friend of his. Jessica ends up looking totally petty by comparison, as her and Carol's issues essentially involve being high-school rivals and Carol owing Jessica five dollars from when they were fourteen. Dustin totally laughs right at her.